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Gerbil Poem by Dave

Post by Dave » Sun Jan 19, 2003 7:23 pm

"gerbil in a microwave" by Dave
inspired by a BZflag battle with "gerbil"

the power is set on high
he gerbil is about to fry
I give it a farewell wave
I wish the gerbil goodbye
the heat begins to build
the gerbil will be killed!
it starts to become black
it makes me throw up, Ack!
the gerbil makes a pop
the microwave won't stop!
at least the deed is done
the battle I have won!

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Post by purple_cow » Mon Jan 20, 2003 4:50 am

*wipes away a tear*...beautiful

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And they wonder..

Post by Gerbil » Mon Jan 20, 2003 6:47 am

And they wonder why gerbils have taken up arms and are trying to take over the world!

I will be avenged! (then you will cry Capt Poofton)

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Post by Terminator » Mon Jan 20, 2003 7:44 pm

Astalavista baby!

and I'll be back!

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Post by teatree » Fri Jan 31, 2003 10:50 pm

I like that ... hehe , quite funny .. are there more such pomes around?
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Post by baddmove » Tue Feb 04, 2003 12:31 am

:cry: That was beautiful man :cry:

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Here's a BZ Christmas poem

Post by Gerbil » Sat Feb 08, 2003 4:24 am

I made this for Christmas but lost the file name and just found it again--here ya go:

http://bzflag.tripod.com/christmas.html

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Post by Dutchrai » Sat Feb 08, 2003 4:27 am

So poetic..had to wipe away a tear or two :sob:
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Sniffle..

Post by Merry » Tue Apr 29, 2003 9:19 pm

That made me cry, because the Gerbil died! :sob: LOL!! Did u make that urself? It's awsome man! Nice one! Congrats! Bye! ~Merry
P.S. PEACE!

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Post by Dave » Thu May 01, 2003 4:10 am

wow, I thought this post would have been deleted, since it was posted several months ago. Anyway, yes I wrote it myself, thank you for your compliments

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Post by Guest » Thu May 01, 2003 12:57 pm

any poems celebrating the death of the G. rodents will be highly regarded in the Jungle.


.......of course cats like to play with their food first.......so a microwave was a little quick.

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Post by Dave » Sat May 03, 2003 4:29 am

cool, my old poem seems to be making a comeback

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Post by Lt.D » Sun May 04, 2003 2:19 am

LMAO dave good poem.

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Post by Legolas » Wed May 07, 2003 12:38 pm

I wonder how microwaved gerbil tastes like? 8) Great poem Dave :!:

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Post by Dervish » Wed May 07, 2003 6:25 pm

No clue, but probably a bit burnt. :)

For anyone who hasn't microwaved Gerbil yet, here's the URL (requires Flash):

http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/microgerbil/
protected object myTank(){
foreach(noob in this.game){return frag(noob);}}
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Post by Guest » Wed May 07, 2003 6:40 pm

....could go directly there....once the flash was loaded though......i retyped the link and gerbil was-a-glowin


(i suggest going through the power settings one by one...)

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Post by Dervish » Wed May 07, 2003 6:43 pm

Gotta love the bald and naked Gerbil! ;)
protected object myTank(){
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Post by Merry » Fri May 23, 2003 3:13 pm

Hey Dervish, cool site. Legolas howled over it...so did I..heh heh. I liked when the Gerbil blew up in the water!!!!!! Bye! I'm going to it again. Right now! heh....bye!
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Post by Merry » Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:43 pm

Hey Dervish..(going off the subject) Just to tell you. You have a AWSOME avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Dervish » Wed Jun 18, 2003 8:20 pm

hehehe, thanks Merry. :)
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Post by Spaceman Spiff » Wed Jun 18, 2003 9:47 pm

Yeah.... rockin' avatar bro. Just noticed it today. :)

In the meantime.... where IS Gerbil? The Decks game (a few nights ago) was the first time I had seen him in months.

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Post by Legolas » Wed Jun 18, 2003 9:58 pm

When ddo you play at decks? I want to be there!

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Post by Spaceman Spiff » Wed Jun 18, 2003 10:48 pm

Not sure Legolas. Perhaps we should set a time for all of us to play there. It would be funnnnn! :)

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Post by Legolas » Wed Jun 18, 2003 11:14 pm

Sure will! I just hope I'll be awake.

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Post by Merry » Thu Jun 19, 2003 1:14 pm

Yeah, we alll live in different areas so, we can't play. Last time we were sleeping.
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