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The Knights Who Say Ni: you realizer that there is about 1Mb of textures...

Yes, It's not my map, whinge at RPG.

Eisenschweint: 0robotplayers
Eisenschweint: 9robotplayers
Eisenschweint: 9robotplayers
Eisenschweint: 9robotplayers

Yes, when you get the message asking you not to use /report for changing the bots, then after another 3 trys you get kicked, what part of DO NOT is beyond your comprehension?

Shadow: make me an admin

Sure, just give me a character reference from Sir.Clive Sinclair

Eisenschwein: 0robotplayers

GO AWAY!

werni: 9robotplayers
werni: 0robotplayers
werni: 1robotplayers
werni: 10robotplayers

Oh, for gods sake

1veedo: it's kind of slow/jumpy. Too much snow?

Turn your rain setting down in the options

ronin: The bots are lousy. They see ST even through walls, they have perfect jump timing to avoid any shot,And their standstill jitter means you often can't shoot them even when they get stuck.

Hmm, learn to shoot them, they have no jitter to speak of they are on the localhost, I suggest it's your lag.

Eisenschwein: 7robotplayers

Right, I'm off to alter the second /kick to /ban 20, then /ban max

Shadow: you make me an admin ?
Shadow: plz

(4 minutes later, and be aware I wasn't on the server)

Shadow: f*** you !!!

Yes, you seem to have all the qualities we are looking for!
R.E. Sir. Clive

coredump: flag and tanks can get stucked in mountains

I know, it's not my fault, the physics engine seems to think it's ok to pass through mesh faces sometimes. I'd say I'm working on it, but it'd be a lie, I will one day tho, when the new exporter is done.


Feel free to add your own responses. There is going to be /report of the month section on the website soon

I enjoyed that. It's one thing to see the humorous entries one at a time, but it's a much better read when you throw them together with some commentary.

lol@shadow...thats lame.......is he the same shadow on this forum? the -Shadow- guy?

Teppic wrote:

Shadow: make me an admin

Sure, just give me a character reference from Sir.Clive Sinclair

Shadow: you make me an admin ?
Shadow: plz

(4 minutes later, and be aware I wasn't on the server)

Shadow: f*** you !!!

Yes, you seem to have all the qualities we are looking for!
R.E. Sir. Clive

LOL that made my day!

eagle, as you see this is not -Shadow-, but Shadow.

hehe I often see people trying the Xrobotplayers command on other servers.

I did this in a private forum once. It went over very well.

The ones at all the Planet MoFo are priceless. We get the cream of the crop when it comes to retards.

lol thats funny......





*for some reason what i said in my other post turns up as a email lol*

hehe

Hehehehe! The part with admin made my day!

ducatiwannabe wrote:Hehehehe! The part with admin made my day!

god, that must have been one heck of a slow day....

hehehe i love that...

Come on people, I've no comedy fodder since the last lot of messages, I did find someone reporting 7robotplayers a lot, then realized it was me testing the scripts.
I have some serious responses though.

Reported by laserball2: someone is messing with the robots

Probably me, sorry.....

Reported by trepan: still trying to get the lighting normals right?

Err, no I fixed that, strange python rounding error in 2.4, had to write a rounding function, and did it wrong, all fixed.

Reported by cosmol: some people can go through the wall on your dark and dirty map, I can't its wierd

Yeah, I did fix it (like the valley map) then forgot where I put the fixed version(like the valley map)

Reported by doubleDog: these bots cheat, put several shots into, no kill

Get a broadband connection. I have had cheating bots in the past (tiny cheat on -solo bots, they can't jump, bless them) , but not these ones.

Teppic over and out, for another 3 months of comedy fodder collecting.

Lol thats all funny enough to spice up anyone's day...Wish my server logs were that uplifting to root through

ha ha thats hilarious. man shadow gets anoying

funny funny

Well, I was expecting some useful 'Comedy Cake' to take a nice bite from, from the /report files, instead I got some flid requesting robots, which is only funny for so long.

So instead here is a song Lyric:

I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?