A few Jokes!

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A few Jokes!

Post by WarPig » Wed May 16, 2007 7:10 pm

Hi all,

Since i was bored i thought of a couple of jokes. some suck and some are slightly better, and they are all very cheesy! none of them are as good as plokijuy's.

Joke 1
-What do you call a tank in a tent?
-A happy tanker!

Joke 2
-What do you call a tank with no treads?
-dead!

Joke 3
-What do you call a tank that lives in water?
-A fish tank!

please post your comments!
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Post by ducktape » Wed May 16, 2007 7:13 pm

eh? 2 doesnt even make any sense
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Post by plokijuy » Wed May 16, 2007 7:21 pm

lol they are rather comical have a sticker
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Post by WarPig » Wed May 16, 2007 7:23 pm

ducktape wrote:eh? 2 doesnt even make any sense
why? if a tank has no treads it will get shot!

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Post by CoL CLiNKeR » Thu May 17, 2007 1:02 am

those are funny good job and keep it up :)
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Post by Geo Dude » Thu May 17, 2007 1:03 am

lol thos are funny :)

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Post by The Frog Master » Thu May 17, 2007 3:15 am

Cheesy, yes,

But they have a very classic feel, which is good, very good.

Keep it up
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Post by Grace F » Thu May 17, 2007 6:39 am

Joke 2 was probably the best :P
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Post by CoL CLiNKeR » Thu May 17, 2007 11:38 am

no i like Joke 3
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Post by WarPig » Thu May 17, 2007 12:05 pm

Thanks all, my personal favorite is joke 3.

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Post by ducktape » Thu May 17, 2007 3:00 pm

Grace F wrote:Joke 2 was probably the best :P
yeah yeah same here :p :roll:
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Post by Peter » Thu May 17, 2007 3:28 pm

please post your comments!
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I don't get it? :?
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Post by ducktape » Thu May 17, 2007 3:50 pm

PETER wrote:
please post your comments!
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I don't get it? :?
its his signature dur! lol jk.
like when I some times say:

-ducktape yes thats what it is.

-ducktape :p
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Post by slon02 » Thu May 17, 2007 9:46 pm

I liked joke 3 the best. Good job! :twisted:
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Post by ludachris » Thu May 17, 2007 9:58 pm

I like #1. Funny thing is, i camp and play bzflag alot, and yet, im not a happy tanker. :roll: Sry, bad pun

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Post by sniper1234 » Fri May 18, 2007 12:29 am

I don't get number 2, but 1 and 3 were pretty good. 3 especially!

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Post by WarPig » Fri May 18, 2007 6:58 am

sniper1234 wrote:I don't get number 2, but 1 and 3 were pretty good. 3 especially!
if a tank had no treads then it would get shot. so therefore you call it dead.

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Post by CoL CLiNKeR » Fri May 18, 2007 10:58 am

ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!! i didnt get that one
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Post by Peter » Fri May 18, 2007 12:44 pm

PETER wrote:
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please post your comments!
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I don't get it? Confused

its his signature dur! lol jk.
like when I some times say:

-ducktape yes thats what it is.

-ducktape Tongue out
I obviosly was kidding :P
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Post by ducktape » Fri May 18, 2007 7:02 pm

PETER wrote:
PETER wrote:
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please post your comments!
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I don't get it? Confused

its his signature dur! lol jk.
like when I some times say:

-ducktape yes thats what it is.

-ducktape Tongue out
I obviosly was kidding :P
does that mean I was? :p
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Post by Albino Blacksheep » Fri May 18, 2007 10:02 pm

i dont get #3... Im pretty slow at things like this
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Post by WarPig » Sat May 19, 2007 6:51 am

Albino Blacksheep wrote:i dont get #3... Im pretty slow at things like this
well, if a tank lives in water then its is like a fish, so you call it a fish tank.

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Post by Albino Blacksheep » Sat May 19, 2007 12:20 pm

ok
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Post by Geo Dude » Sun May 20, 2007 5:19 pm

its ok we all have our troubles

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Post by CoL CLiNKeR » Mon May 21, 2007 12:29 am

dude that was mean aight
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