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A few Jokes!
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:10 pm
by WarPig
Hi all,
Since i was bored i thought of a couple of jokes. some suck and some are slightly better, and they are all very cheesy! none of them are as good as plokijuy's.
Joke 1
-What do you call a tank in a tent?
-A happy tanker!
Joke 2
-What do you call a tank with no treads?
-dead!
Joke 3
-What do you call a tank that lives in water?
-A fish tank!
please post your comments!
WarPig
oink!
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:13 pm
by ducktape
eh? 2 doesnt even make any sense
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:21 pm
by plokijuy
lol they are rather comical have a sticker
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:23 pm
by WarPig
ducktape wrote:eh? 2 doesnt even make any sense
why? if a tank has no treads it will get shot!
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:02 am
by CoL CLiNKeR
those are funny good job and keep it up
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:03 am
by Geo Dude
lol thos are funny
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:15 am
by The Frog Master
Cheesy, yes,
But they have a very classic feel, which is good, very good.
Keep it up
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 6:39 am
by Grace F
Joke 2 was probably the best
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 11:38 am
by CoL CLiNKeR
no i like Joke 3
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:05 pm
by WarPig
Thanks all, my personal favorite is joke 3.
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:00 pm
by ducktape
Grace F wrote:Joke 2 was probably the best
yeah yeah same here
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:28 pm
by Peter
please post your comments!
WarPig
oink!
I don't get it?
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:50 pm
by ducktape
PETER wrote: please post your comments!
WarPig
oink!
I don't get it?
its his signature dur! lol jk.
like when I some times say:
-ducktape yes thats what it is.
-ducktape
jokes
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:46 pm
by slon02
I liked joke 3 the best. Good job!
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:58 pm
by ludachris
I like #1. Funny thing is, i camp and play bzflag alot, and yet, im not a happy tanker.
Sry, bad pun
~quailmuffin
Ummm
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:29 am
by sniper1234
I don't get number 2, but 1 and 3 were pretty good. 3 especially!
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 6:58 am
by WarPig
sniper1234 wrote:I don't get number 2, but 1 and 3 were pretty good. 3 especially!
if a tank had no treads then it would get shot. so therefore you call it dead.
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 10:58 am
by CoL CLiNKeR
ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!! i didnt get that one
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:44 pm
by Peter
PETER wrote:
Quote:
please post your comments!
WarPig
oink!
I don't get it? Confused
its his signature dur! lol jk.
like when I some times say:
-ducktape yes thats what it is.
-ducktape Tongue out
I obviosly was kidding
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 7:02 pm
by ducktape
PETER wrote: PETER wrote:
Quote:
please post your comments!
WarPig
oink!
I don't get it? Confused
its his signature dur! lol jk.
like when I some times say:
-ducktape yes thats what it is.
-ducktape Tongue out
I obviosly was kidding
does that mean I was?
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 10:02 pm
by Albino Blacksheep
i dont get #3... Im pretty slow at things like this
Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 6:51 am
by WarPig
Albino Blacksheep wrote:i dont get #3... Im pretty slow at things like this
well, if a tank lives in water then its is like a fish, so you call it a fish tank.
Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 12:20 pm
by Albino Blacksheep
ok
Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 5:19 pm
by Geo Dude
its ok we all have our troubles
Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:29 am
by CoL CLiNKeR
dude that was mean aight
