Funniest BZ Flag Moment?

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Post by MacMan92 » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:09 am

L4m3r wrote:
The Vet wrote:- A whole hour long chat about what would happen if The Matrix and Star Wars collided and there was an Agent Jar Jar.
That was hysterical. :lol:
Phalanx wrote:hmmm, cant say ive had to many funny moments on bzflag, at least not many that i can remember, but heres the one i do:

when, on mofo from like midnight to 1am, BIYA, L4m3r, me, and passion of the tank were discussing how BIYA had slipped on ice and then sued the school district and won.

ya,its not that funny, :cry: but oh well
Yeah, that was amusing. I love all the immature mom jokes on mofo... especially when /say is used.

SERVER: <insert victim's callsign here> loves his mom and you can too for just $19.95 + shipping!
<insert victim's callsign here>: /me thinks that isn't funny anymore
L4m3r: /me thinks someone is jealous
<other random person>: Jealous over his own mom? hahaha

So lame and immature, but somehow still funny.

This morning, on mofo (red vs. blue), James4 and I were both sitting on the roof of our base with GM, annhilating any red tank that dared come too close to our flag. That worked for a while... then Wonko The Sane joined the game. He spawned right next to the base (too close for us to hit him), found a SW right there, killed us both, but also managed to coax James4 off the roof... so Wonko took the GM flag. it sucked. :(
The immature /say Mom jokes are funny... one time someone said (this was while Anakin Piewalker was playing):

"SERVER: Anakin: I am your father."
Somewhere down the line"
"SERVER: Yeah. I did your mom."

Not that funny, you kinda had to be there :roll: .
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Re: Funniest Moment Ever

Post by MacMan92 » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:10 am

A Distraction wrote:One time when I was playing at viper2.pimpi.org, I got the thief flag and there happened to be a tank with Oscillation Overthruster protruding partially from the middle wall. I stole his flag, and then laughed, for he was now sealed inside the wall, and helpless to do anything to stop me from killing him. Luckily for him, I put him out of his misery.

--A Distraction.
Completely off-topic, but you don't happen to know (or be) A-Delusion, do you?
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Re: Funniest Moment Ever

Post by Triumph of the Soul » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:36 am

Tech Support wrote:
A Distraction wrote:One time when I was playing at viper2.pimpi.org, I got the thief flag and there happened to be a tank with Oscillation Overthruster protruding partially from the middle wall. I stole his flag, and then laughed, for he was now sealed inside the wall, and helpless to do anything to stop me from killing him. Luckily for him, I put him out of his misery.

--A Distraction.
Completely off-topic, but you don't happen to know (or be) A-Delusion, do you?
I honestly don't see how my comment was off topic. If we do not share the same tastes in humour, that is perfectly fine. But it was funny to me, and thats what this thread is about. I am a different person from A-Delusion (and a temporal distraction which I am also confused with sometimes), and I don't know either of them very well, although we are all acquainted with each other.

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Post by that exploding tank » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:16 am

I don't think that he meant that your post was off-topic, but that his question was off-topic.

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Post by Triumph of the Soul » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:35 am

I misunderstood your comment, Tech Support. Please accept my apology. Thank you, alwaysnegativescore. Once again, I am not A-Delusion.

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Post by heheheheh » Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:25 am

...I have funny momments every da** time I play BZflag!!!! :shock: :D :twisted:

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Re: Funniest Moment Ever

Post by MacMan92 » Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:29 pm

A Distraction wrote:
Tech Support wrote:
A Distraction wrote:One time when I was playing at viper2.pimpi.org, I got the thief flag and there happened to be a tank with Oscillation Overthruster protruding partially from the middle wall. I stole his flag, and then laughed, for he was now sealed inside the wall, and helpless to do anything to stop me from killing him. Luckily for him, I put him out of his misery.

--A Distraction.
Completely off-topic, but you don't happen to know (or be) A-Delusion, do you?
I honestly don't see how my comment was off topic. If we do not share the same tastes in humour, that is perfectly fine. But it was funny to me, and thats what this thread is about. I am a different person from A-Delusion (and a temporal distraction which I am also confused with sometimes), and I don't know either of them very well, although we are all acquainted with each other.

--A Distraction
Your comment wasn't off-topic, I was saying that my asking you if you knew A-Delusion was off-topic. It was my mistake, I forgot to make myself clearer. Sry. :lol-old: :oops:

BTW, what you said was very funny, I don't go near OO anymore if there's a thief on the map. :D

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Sorry, I didn't read your comment earlier :oops: . I accept your apology. :)
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Post by A Vicious Muffin » Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:29 am

This is pretty sad, but once on boxy, i had an oo in the center. Some noob had the g. I moved just enough for him to see but not kill me. He still shoots his geno, which ricotiets back to him. Bye bye other team :lol: .
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Post by MacMan92 » Sun Dec 03, 2006 3:34 am

One time at The Great Wall, me, diing for the team, and maxwells silver hammer burst into spontaneous "Bohemian Rhapsody" by queen.
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Post by bzflaginator » Sun Dec 03, 2006 3:56 am

Tech Support wrote:One time at The Great Wall, me, diing for the team, and maxwells silver hammer burst into spontaneous "Bohemian Rhapsody" by queen.
HAHAHAHA :lol-old: . Thats so funny. Was this planned? Did someone begin it and all followed? :wink:
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Post by MacMan92 » Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:15 am

kinda, I said i had it stuck in my head, and it just kind of caught on.
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Post by MacMan92 » Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:18 am

And after that, we tried a couple of other songs and had a whole conversation over the mac and pc ads and schitzophrenia and how linux = god, and long words that I can't say. the four of us (and a few joined in later and diing left) were probably talking more than playing :lol-old: .
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Pfft

Post by Prince-Of-Prophecy » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:18 am

On a random server me and a m8 ran round the server with MASS lag, im talking 7000 sumthin. Everybody was getting really angry. Half of them got banned for swearing!

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Re: Pfft

Post by A Vicious Muffin » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:12 am

Prince-Of-Prophecy wrote:On a random server me and a m8 ran round the server with MASS lag, im talking 7000 sumthin. Everybody was getting really angry. Half of them got banned for swearing!
And you didn't get banned for giant lag? :? And they did? And they got banned?
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Post by Saber » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:08 am

Same thing happened to me. 30 kills in one shot :twisted:

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Post by A Looney Kumquat » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:42 pm

okay- I only heard about this one, and I'm not sure if it's even possible, but someone was capping and some guy (on his team) jumped up to cover and landed on two flags right by eachother and one of them was the flag were you can't stop firing (forget what it is called) and shot one round right at the capping guy but before it hit him, his bad flag was dropped and the seccond flag was picked up and it was geno. His bullets that he had been forced to fire turned into geno bullets (thats the part I'm unsure of) and THEN his bullets hit his capping teammate just as he was landing to cap and so it hit him and blew him, and all his teammates, up before he could even capp.
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