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Post by Ice Wewe » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:11 pm

The Passion of the Tank wrote:
QuantumBeep wrote:I just spent two hours on Planet Mofo pretending to be a fortune-telling bot. I never laughed so hard in my life as when I couldn't get Blue Hawaii to understand a question, so I programmatically called hm an assclown.
You were freakin' good at fortune-telling. It might have been fake but it was damn believable. You should have seen the things we were saying in the admin channel.
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Post by Night Crawler » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:03 pm

One that I remember was in overlord rotation. I had lazer and I put myself in google vision. The first time I shotted I killed 4 guys in a row(pure luck), but that was freeking nice anyway :)
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Post by Hoplite » Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:37 pm

I enter the game. The first flag I grab is geno. I select my target and fire, only to have him leap out of the way. On the ricochet, one of my own teammates gets hit. I get booted immediately for too many TKs. Humiliating.
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google vision?

Post by Hannibal » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:19 pm

Night Crawler wrote: I had lazer and I put myself in google vision.
google vision?

probably just a typo, I know. had to bring it up.
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Post by The Vet » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:55 am

Sometimes, I go online with a nametag as a counter to someone's name:

The Vet -> High Karate Kitty
Lowdown Tae Kwon Do Dog -> High Karate Kitty
Eff De Eh Eejinto (Japanese, FDA Agent) -> Bad Sushi
Medicus Beastia (Latin for 'Animal Doctor' = The Vet) -> High Karate Kitty

And then I do nothing but speak in the language that I wrote my tag on. It's really funny when everyone tries to speak or interpret the language that you're speaking. It's even cooler when you find out other people online speak the same langauge too! :wink:
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Post by the obvious trap » Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:51 am

pshh, i dont know
although i like messing with people when i get zoned with PZ
scaring newbs with it is the best. :)
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Post by the obvious trap » Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:54 am

there was talk about possible bad flags for future versions. rc cola came up with the idea of a humiliation flag, which would make your tank appear in rainbow colors and make creaky noises. :lol-old:[/quote]

lmao
hahaha they should do that!
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Post by the obvious trap » Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:12 am

i fell for the f12 thing too
that was when i was noob
i never got much better :?
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Re: google vision?

Post by Workaphobia » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:11 am

Hannibal wrote:
Night Crawler wrote: I had lazer and I put myself in google vision.
google vision?

probably just a typo, I know. had to bring it up.
That would make for an interesting visor mode. Get GM, then enter a search criteria and get back a prioritized list of appropriate targets. Or just hit the I'm Feeling Invincible key to have it pick one for you. ;)
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Post by eagle » Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:30 pm

my funniest moment was when i was falling from a higher platform with the pruple flag on some server and a purple guy is on my base and he steals his team flag from me and it makes him ctf his own flag it was so funny!
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Post by Winny » Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:47 pm

hmmm so many for me......


I must only think of one
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Post by Kodiak. » Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:10 pm

The funniest moments for me were:

When I played 3 different servers, and each one had water that killed you, and I jumped in on all 3 because I though I could swim :lol-old:

I was the rabbit and one of Louman's games, and 4 rogues were blocking my path, but they weren.t shooting! I think they were waiting for me to jump because I fired 1 shot and they all jumped up and fired franticly. But that's not all. They came back down and there was a gap between them, so I rushed to it and used the radar to avoid the shot, and killed each other

I was the rabbit and I had guided missle. I found a low building in the corner and the rogues just kept coming no matter how many times I killed them! I eventually got shot by a laser, but it was funny because they just kept coming!
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Post by Vlad » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:20 pm

lol...I top all.

Yesterday, on Cruel Dog's server, alot of us Neo-Ronins were playin, and me and Zocka started campin' with laser....every time someone spawned, they died.......Then, Zocka got killed by someone's shockwave, and then everyone spawned at the same time....I shot once with laser, and EVERYONE died at the same time...rofl, everyone started laughing and couldn't play right :)
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Post by ducatiwannabe » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:23 pm

Lol! Sounds pretty funny, Vlad.
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Post by Kodiak. » Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:56 am

Nice. you have the kind of luck I wish I had :lol-old:
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Post by the Red Commander » Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:48 pm

I once jumped into water thinking I could swim - Oops :roll:


Also, I once used PZ and circled a guy with SB - He ran out of shots chasing me!!! :lol-old: (Shortly after my teammate speared me with SB) :cry:
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Post by 1veedo » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:03 am

I think it's funny when noobs shoot themselves. Especially when nobody's on for them to shoot.

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Post by Kodiak. » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:34 pm

Ooohoo! Something real funny happened! I was playing with an obvious noobie who kept aproaching me like he owned the whole map. So I went and found a Phantom Zone, then I went through a teleporter. He thought I could still shoot him and he kept jumping and shooting at me for about 15 minutes until he shot himself :lol-old: :lol-old: [/code]
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Post by Winny » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:39 pm

heh I have my blood pressure moments

like at badgerkings I always get geno but I am shot by some freak super flag, and that maps all too powerful laser
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Post by spider_x22 » Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:02 pm

So many funny moments, I'll just mention what happened today. In rabbit chase, I took a laser and shot some random blue triangle...the beam went straight up, bounced off the ceiling, continued to jump around the course (the entire screen filled up with the laser)...there were like 25 people, and I manaed to hit nobody but myself. Also, I managed to accidently genocide my entire team today when I thought I was rogue and went and killed one of my guys. O well, might not be funny but those happened to be some stupid, weird, etc..stuff that happened today
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Post by Kodiak. » Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:46 am

Lol, it's sooo imbarrassing when you shoot team members with geno, lol. Yesterday I was playing and as soon as I spawned into the game I went for a flag, which was obisity, then I got another flag: no jumping then left turn only and then bouncy! All in a row! :lol-old:
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Post by cookiecutter » Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:09 pm

I had 5 bad flags in a row once :(

Just recently I had a funny moment when I made an amazing shot against a guy with wings. The shot bounced up off a pyramid hit a platform and killed the guy.

Funny thing was that guy was myself. :( :lol-old:
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Post by Glassjaw » Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:43 am

must've been pretty amusing for the other present players cookiecutter :D
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Post by cookiecutter » Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:15 pm

I'm sure it was. :D

I actually almost did it to myself again yesterday :roll:
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Post by Kodiak. » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:16 pm

Lol, I think we have all shot ourselves at one time or another, but with wings? Lol, amazing

Once I was playing in a one-shot map, and I found a Shield flag. I sat still and someone shot me and my flag went away, but then connected again! And the guy kept shooting at me but he couldn't kill me 'cause I kept grabbing the shield, lol :lol-old:
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