Funniest BZ Flag Moment?

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Regarding Star Wars and The Matrix

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I was there that night chiming in on the crossover potential of Star Wars, The Matrix and Lord of the Rings and I loved the title "Revenge of the Smith" so I made a funny of it ; ) to serve as a "trailer" for my Star Wars sound pack for BZFlag.

Here's the link: http://xtivity.housecalls.tv/StarWarped.html

Imagine if you will, that Agent Smith comes across an archive of Peter Jackson's "Lord of the Rings". Seeing himself as the lesser-ring wielding Elrond in the film it occurs to him that if he were to bring the "One Ring" into The Matrix he could rule the world as "Agent Sauron".

Little known to him though is that Neo has glimpsed the possibility of such a future event and he has contacted a people in a galaxy far, far away.

Who will triumph? Agent Smith with the power of Mordor and the One Ring or Neo with his knowledge and control of the Matrix coupled with a newly downloaded "Jedi Program" and the assistance of the Rebel Confederation?

And as to Smith, there are always two--a master and an apprentice...could be a sequel, baby!

Oh yeah..click each of the lenses on Neo's sunglasses at the end of the movie.
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Wow!

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That was great, Gerbil. :D

But what does Neo's lightsaber do?
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Post by Lirael_Goldenhand »

There is no lightsaber.
Does the walker choose the path or does the path choose the walker?

In dust we trust.

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Lirael_Goldenhand wrote:There is no lightsaber.
And these aren't the droids you're looking for.
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Post by Brennen The Great »

I bet i have experienced a funny moment but usually im half asleep when i play :roll: !!! though i do remember the humiliation flag moment in hepcat overlord!!! that was great!!!!!! (not really im just trying to look like i know what i'm saying.)
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Post by Green Manalishi »

too bad that was in hepcat babel. :mrgreen: then again fairies wear boots and you gotto believe me.. :wink:
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Post by Supertanker »

my stupid computer set my email to my computer name, so it was "ga@localhost" or something (ga is real imaginative, isnt it?)

So this dude on secretplace said, "Hey, I'm from Georgia too!"

It took a bit to get him to realize that was my stupid computer name. Now the name is "forum"
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It may have been today that this happened, but I don't remember:

I had a shockwave flag. I rolled on over to a random player, but forgot to check what flag they had. Well, as it turns out, they too had a shockwave! I charged, and the other player did the same. We both fired, and both killed each other! It was great...
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Post by Hannibal »

that happens alot.

on tropicans place, there were like 6 friggin admins on at the same time. gerbil, me, tropican8, holey tank, darth vader, sir pants, imsorry, alot of people... we all hunted gerbil and there were theses sw's that covered all the map, but moved really slow, so you get killed like 5 times by the same shock
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Post by cookiecutter »

It's always funny when you either have a long duel or are gearing up for a long duel with a good player, then watch them blow themselves up. :D
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Toastline wrote:It may have been today that this happened, but I don't remember:

I had a shockwave flag. I rolled on over to a random player, but forgot to check what flag they had. Well, as it turns out, they too had a shockwave! I charged, and the other player did the same. We both fired, and both killed each other! It was great...
It's also amusing when someone thinks they're going to do that, but you back away so they die and you don't. :D

Also, it's funny when two people have steamroller and jump into each other in the course of their "dance".
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Post by dartman »

Well, once I was doing really badly in Hide 'n Seek Hills. So Tread Baron came up with a game show idea called "The Kill Dartman Show". It's completely stupid and random, yet completely ilarious.

BTW, it comes on just about any time Tread and I are on that server.
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My silliest moment was going through an entire game getting only mutual destructions. I finished with a personal high score of 0! 8)
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Post by Toastline »

Only minutes ago, I was in hide-n-seek hills, and I kept getting shockwaves! Multiple times, consecutively, often as soon as I respawned. They weren't any use, though, because I didn't know where anyone was. I never killed anyone that time...
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Post by H0ley »

A bunch of random people were at bzflag.blah.pl tonight. Never heard of it till today. Well the map was just a bunch of boxes that one would have to jump in order to get to the next box. It was a team FFA /w rogues.

Our team, the Green team, outnumbered all the other teams. So what we did was got a large groups with a good majority of our team and charge into the next box. We were all typing "charge!!!" It was so damn funny. It would be 6 greens vs one little rouge... bullets everywhere. Surpisingly good teamwork and low tking with that amount of bullets flying. We would usually have a fourth of the map in which I proclaimed as "Greenland." Funnn stuff.
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Post by ducatiwannabe »

LOL! Holey that sounds fun. Reminds me of when I was playing A*A with somebody.
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Re: Snickers

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The Vet wrote:
when, on mofo from like midnight to 1am, BIYA, L4m3r, me, and passion of the tank were discussing how BIYA had slipped on ice and then sued the school district and won.

:shock: > :roll: > :lol-old:
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Post by Lil Dog »

-when my old buddy KnIgHtmArE (yes the cheater) (AND YES OLD BUDDY) came to ducati and did one of his funniest cheats, he did somthing to the client like, erasing the 5 second delay in hitting delete and his explosion time 0 so in about 5 minutes he had a -1000 score.


-when i was at moongroup a long time ago and the reds and blues had a huge war, reds started at east and blues started at west and then charged at each other ( blues won).

-when i asked for gaming advice from barrel and he goes "i have some real good advice for you lil dog"

me: really??? what is it??
him:dont eat the yellow snow.


i know i know pretty dull ;) but notin funny ever happens
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Lil Dog wrote:i know i know pretty dull ;) but notin funny ever happens
I laugh alot when I play :D
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Post by Rebel Chik0rita »

RPG wrote:I laugh alot when I play :D
mee 2 ;D



Once upon a time in ducati... ;)

mee and sussi where playing against each other ... in a close fight around a tight corner of a buliding . it was a standoff , but we kept trying to peek around to shoot at each other , but ended up shooting ourselves with our own ricochet at the same time .
hehee it was funny and wee had a good laff ;)

but then every1 else including the obs laffed at us too =(

grml...
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I was on ducati just a few minutes ago. Also there was Death Barrel, on my team (red) and ndim, green.
Reds were doing pretty well and capped greens a few times in a row...
Eventually greens managed to cap us.
ndim said: "There is a saying in german..."
Death Barrel asked: "schone auschnitt?"
ndim continued: It says that even blind hens occasionally find a piece of grain."
Death Barrel replied: "I prefer schone auschnitt myself."
I asked Death Barrel: "what's it mean?"
He replied: "beautiful cleavage"
And continued: "Great pickup line for american soldiers in germany."
ndim said: "The important basics of foreign languages..."

Heh. I found it hilarious... :D I have also made a mental not of the phrase for next time I see Saturos. :wink: :shock:
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Post by spldart »

Not to me but funny.. I was red on overlord and guarding our base (on base) and a green was coming up... At first I was going to chase him down but realized he was carrying his team flag so I let him come up and land maybe a tank length from our base and shot him, stole his flag and capped :wink: I still don't know what was up with that :?
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Post by QuantumBeep »

I think we have started somehting huge and wonderful. The Wachowski Brothers are doing a film with Hugo Weaving and Natalie Portman.

http://vforvendetta.warnerbros.com/trailer.html

Oh ye gods, what have we done?
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V for Vendeta as in the graphic novel series?

I don't know what to think about that...
OMNOM!
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Post by BinarySpike »

The funiest thing I've seen...

Well, it was on my server when I hosted the Deluxe map.

L, SW, SB, GM were the only flags.

Each team would get in there base and snipe with L. Until I change the laser life. Then they would use GM.

It got really funny when I made the tanks go faster (about 30) and SW a little bit slower.

I belive that was the most amout of people on my server at one time.



The coolest thing I saw was when I was matching TBO in GU.
Cassandra was about to capture the flag, and I had just shot twice to kill the other teammate so I shot one shot from the corner of the HIX map.... Cass was super mad that I had hit him. 8)
(That was the best match I'd ever played... cause I sniped almost about four times that were about to cap and hit them)
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